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DES PARDES
Mother-in law:
In Des - A women capable of making your life miserable.
In Pardes - A women you never fight with, because where else you will
find such a dedicated baby sitter for free?
Husband:
In Des - A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and siblings.
In Pardes - Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed.
Friend:
In Des - A person who's house you can drop into any time of the day or night and you'll always be welcome.
In Pardes - A person who you have to call first to check and make sure he
is not busy.
Wife:
In Des - A woman who gives you your towel when you go to take a shower.
In Pardes - A woman who yells at you not to leave the tub dirty when you go
to take bath.
Son:
In Des - A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market.
In Pardes - A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn.
Daughter:
In Des - A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes when her doli is
about to leave.
In Pardes - A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before any doli time.
Mother:
In Des - A woman who defends you and cares for you, but would not dare to go against your father's orders.
In Pardes - A woman who is a sucker for anything you want, especially if dad's against it.
Father:
In Des - A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed.
In Pardes - A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one
paying your college tuition.
Desi Engineer:
In Des - A person with a respectable job and lots of upper ki kamai.
In Pardes - A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he will be rich.
Desi Doctor:
In Des - A respectable person with reasonably good income.
In pardes - A money making machine, who has a money spending machine at home called "doctor di biwi".
Bhangra:
In Des - A vigorous punjabi festival dance.
In Pardes - A desi dance you do, when you don't know how to dance.
Software Engineer:
In Des - A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue consulate visa line.
In Pardes - The same hitech guy, who does Ganapati puja everyday, and says "This is my last year in the US" every year. |
