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Tamil
Jokes
Whats the
opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.
What is the
opposite of Subramanium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
How
do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO
What
do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
Rangamannar Rangarajan. |
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Malayalee
Jokes
What do you
call an amazing Malayalee?
Pheno Menon.
What do you
call a dashing Malayalee?
Debo Nair.
Why did the
Malayalee cross the road?
To join the trade union on the other side. |
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Sindhi Jokes
Why are a
Sindhis nostrils big?
Because air is free.
What
do you call a God fearing Sindhi?
Bhagwandas Godwani.
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Sindhi painter?
Sadarangani.
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Sindhi chef?
Papadmull Kukreja.
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Sindhi electrician?
Voltram Bijlani.
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Sindhi milkman?
Gopal Dudeja.
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Sindhi pest control contractor?
Khatmull Marwani.
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Sindhi casanova?
Prem Kissinchandani.
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Sindhi fire-engine?
Bhambhani.
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Sindhi detergent?
Neelam Rin-dani.
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Sindhi postman?
Mailwani.
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communist Sindhi?
Karl Lal-wani.
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fashionable Sindhi?
Jogio Armani or Primlani.
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heroic Sindhi soldier?
Hiroo Sipahimalani.
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forgetful Sindhi?
Bhulo Bhulchandani.
A fat
Sindhi?
Hathiramani
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downtrodden Sindhi?
Nichani.
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corrupt Sindhi?
Chaipani.
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Sindhi fly?
Makhija.
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Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor?
Thad-ani.
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Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor?
Kriplani.
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Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor?
Mar-jani.
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Gujju
Jokes
Why does the
Gujju go to London?
To see his Big Ben.
Why
did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was
offered tea?
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.
What
is a Gujju picnic called?
A snake in the grass.
Why
did the American get scared of the Gujju?
Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'
What
did the Gujju! mean when he said," Maro dikro STATES ma
gayon?"
His son failed in statistics.
Maro
dikro Dubai gayo?
My son drowned.
Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on tv?
Be-watch (Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)
What
do you call a knee less gujju ?
Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less) |
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Bengali
Jokes
An outlawed
Bengali?
Kanoon Banerjee.
An
enlightened Bengali?
Jyoti Basu.
Bengali who works?
A work of fiction.
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stupid Bengali girl?
Balika Buddhu.
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Bengali marriage?
Bedding
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mad Bengali?
In Sen.
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dark Bengali ?
Kalidas
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dark Bengali who lives in a cave?
Kalidas Guha.
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Bengali mobster?
Robin Ganguli
Contributed by Behram Sahukar |
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More
Laughs
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he
failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told
them anything.
The president of a large corporation opened his
directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are
opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by
saying, 'I resign
Q: What's the difference between people who pray in
church and those who pray in casinos?
A: The ones in the casinos are serious
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I
realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a
bike and prayed for forgiveness.
A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad,
where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father
replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your
mother, because I still have mine.
The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher,
there exists an equal and opposite philosopher. The
Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.
Sunny's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying,
"Sunny seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too
much of his time thinking about girls." The Mother wrote
back the next day, "If you find a solution, please
advise.I have the same problem with his Father. |
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