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Teacher
to Student : " Where were U born?
Student : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Student : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Santa : People consider me
as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have came again. |
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A forgetful man complained
to Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in
my house.
Police : How the thief did not take the TV???
The man answered “I was watching TV na....“ |
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If you call your mother as
MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder
sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM |
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Tihar Jail ordered 999
Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?
Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wears
Shirts!!! |
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Do you know the similarity
between "Dinosaurs" & "Decent Girls"
Answer: Both don't exist on earth !!!
When do you congratulate someone
for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !! |
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What’s the height of
Intelligence?
Answer : A 99 year old person going for HUTCH ka naya
lifetime scheme
- contributed by Sachin Vaid |
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Here is a cool story!
Modern version of the birds and the bees.
Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I
born?"
The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will
need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met
at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was
too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a
blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said.
You've got Male"
-contributed by Maris Kurme |
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