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I was born intelligent
-Education ruined me. |
Practice makes perfect...
But nobody's perfect...
So why practice?
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If it's true that we are
here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for? |
Since light travels faster
than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is
such a long word? |
Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.
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If your father is a poor
man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity. |
Behind every successful man,
there is a woman
And behind every
unsuccessful man,
there are two women.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life. |
The wise never marry. And
when they
marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives. |
Never put off the work till
tomorrow
What you can put off today.
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“Your future depends on your
dreams"
So go to sleep |
There should be a better way
to start a day Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed
anybody"
But why take the risk |
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends. |
The more you learn, the more
you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus
stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... |
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-contributed by Behram
Sahukar
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