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Judge a
man by his questions rather than his answers. |
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A man
usually falls in love with the woman who asks the kind
of questions he is able to answer. |
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The only
time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is
expecting a baby. |
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I wonder
where mothers learn all the things they tell their
daughters not to do. |
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There are
two kinds of men who never amount to much : those who
cannot do what they are told and those who can do
nothing else. |
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One of
the difficult tasks in this world is to convince a woman
that even a bargain costs money. |
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If you
would make a man happy, do not add to his possessions
but subtract from the sum of his desires. |
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The
unfortunate thing about this world is that good habits
are so much easier to get out of than bad ones. |
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Every man
is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day.
Wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit. |
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A man has
reached middle age when the girl he winks at thinks he
has something in his eye. |
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When a
woman refuses to quarrel with a man, it means that she's
tired of him. True lovers fight back. |
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Two
things are bad for the heart : running up stairs and
running down people. |
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The best
way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a nice
profile. |
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You can
always spot a well-informed man, his views are the same
as yours. |
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An ideal
husband is one who treats his wife like a new car. |
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It's wise
to apologize to a man if you're wrong-and to a woman if
you're right. |
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The
inevitable is only that which we do not resist. |
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Formula
for success- Stand up to be seen; speak up to be heard,
shut up to be appreciated. |
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Being a
husband is like any other job. It helps if you like the
boss. |
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Wrinkles
should only indicate where smiles have been. |
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Women do
not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but
they often find it extremely difficult to behave like
gentlemen. |
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STRANGE BUT TRUE |
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Many
stars that twinkle in the sky today, no longer exist in
reality. The light that comes from them travels and
remains long after the stars are gone.
We continue to see them because their light still
travels and flickers in our eyes. |
