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During a
sermon the pastor stated that money wasn't important in
the after life because in heaven there is no money. A
poor kid whispers to his mother, “Did you hear that,
Mom? We are already in heaven”. |
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A
frog once goes to an astrologer, to know about his
future. The astrologer says, “You are going to meet a
beautiful young girl who will want to know everything
about you”. The frog says, “This is great!” And wants to
know more” Will I meet her at a party or what?” “No”
says the astrologer, “Next semester in her biology
class”. |
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Wife: If
I die what will you do?
Husband: I may also die
Wife: Why
Husband: Sometimes too much of happiness can also kill a
man. |
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A man
meets a saint. He asks the saint “Sir, my wife troubles
me a lot. Please give a solution to my problem. The
saint replies, “Son, if there was a solution to your
problem why would I become a saint”. |
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A man
tripped on a broken curb and went to the hospital. After
examining him, the doctor said, “I have some good news
and some bad news for you. First of all, you'll never be
able to work again”. The man replied, “okay, now what's
the bad news”? |
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A man was
visiting his friend, who acquired two new dogs, and
asked him what their names were. The friend replied that
one was named Rolex and the other was named Timex. The
man said, “Who ever heard of someone naming their dogs
that?” “Helloooo, “answered his friend, “They are watch
dogs!” |
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The judge
asks a little girl “now that your parents are getting
divorced, do you want to live with your mummy? “No, my
mummy beats me,” she said “well then, I guess you want
to live with your daddy. “No, my daddy beats me too”.
The judge offered, “who do you want to live with, then?”
She replied: “With the Indian Cricket team, they never
beat anybody”. |
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Why do
men prefer blondes?
- Men always like intellectual company. |
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Why do
men fell in love at first sight?
- It saves them a lot of time. |
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Why do
black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
- To stop the snoring before it starts. |
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Why don't
men have mid-life crisis?
They stay stuck in adolescence |
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How does
a man show he's planning for the future?
- He buys two cases of beer instead of one. |
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A man was
sitting on top of a mountain and studying. One man asked
why are you studying on a mountain, he replied
“Ooye……………. .higher studier yaar……….” |
