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Crack Found on
governor's Daughter
Imagine that! |
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Something Went
Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really? |
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Police Begin
Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far! |
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Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy! |
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Miners Refuse to
Work after Death
No-good-for- nothing' lazy so-and-sos! |
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Juvenile Court to
Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial! |
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War Dims Hope for
Peace
I can see where it might have that effect! |
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If Strike Isn't
Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
You think?! |
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Cold Wave Linked to
Temperatures
Who would have thought! |
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Enfield Couple
Slain;Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something! |
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Red Tape Holds Up
New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?! |
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Man Struck By
Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge! |
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New Study of
Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?! |
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Astronaut Takes
Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans! |
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Kids Make
Nutritious Snacks
Taste like chicken? |
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Local High School
Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again! |
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Hospitals are Sued
by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall! |
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And the winner
is.... |
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Typhoon Rips
Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right? |
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as forwarded by |
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Mr Behram Sahukar |
