School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is
defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
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Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence after.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise
after death. |
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