The brain is a wonderful organ; it
starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you get into office.
Politeness is the first half of good nature, and the other half
is lying.
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
The silent woman can manage a clever man, but it needs a very
clever woman to manage a fool.
People despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom they despise.
An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve.
The book of life begins with a man and a woman in a garden,
and it ends with revelations.
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always
declares that it is his duty.
Fame is to have your name paged in a fashionable hotel.
All charming people I fancy are spoiled; it is the secret of their
attraction.
A good neighbour is the fellow who smiles at you over the back
fence but doesn't climb over it.
Where ignorance is bliss it is foolish to borrow your neighbour’s
newspaper.
Suicide is the worst form of murder, because it leaves no
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