1. Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
- Ann Landers

2. Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.
- Yiddish Proverb.

3. The only means of conservation is innovation.
- Peter Drucker

4. He who does not live within his means will have no means by which to live.
- Randy Phillips.

5. The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have.
- Ring Lardner

6. What can a man do who doesn't know what to do?
- Milton Mayer

7. Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise.
- G K Chesterton

8. Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.
- Roger Lewin

9. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
- Martin H. Fischer

10. Heaven goes by favour. If it were by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
- Mark Twain

11. They talk most who have the least to say.
- Matthew Prior

12. They said you have to use your five best prayers, but I found you win with the five that fit together best.
- Anonymous